AISubs v3.7
- Iyahoto! - Tetsuto!
- Subaru! - Kyoto!
- Tetsuto! - Kyoto!
- Mejoo! - Mejoo!
So I was reading a manga and thought, "Pirates are cool."
- I thought you'd like it. - I thought you'd like it.
- I'll be the pirate. - Okay.
- You guys do the battles. - Okay.
♪ Hey, hey, hey, pirate village captain! ♪
♪ The wind and... ♪
♪ Boo! ♪
- What's with you? - What's with you?
- What's this? - Pirates are...
- It's like a pirate crossing seven seas. - It is.
- There's a line that says you've crossed seven seas. - There's a line.
- I think it's fine like that. - Okay.
I think seven is a bit of a hassle, but...
- I think you can do three. - Three.
- You can cross three seas. - Three.
- I want to be a pirate crossing three seas. - Okay.
- This time... - Okay.
- I'll be crossing the Pacific Ocean. - What?!
- Wow! - That's huge!
- You can even ride a horse. - Right?
You should be crossing from a local river.
- But pirates aren't our main occupation. - Right.
- It's our secondary occupation. - It's secondary.
- It's secondary.
- We want you to cross three seas in as little time as possible. - Okay.
- But this time, it's different for each team. - Okay.
Let's see who can cross two seas faster.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Crossing? - When you say "crossing"...
- people get confused, but... - It's like "seiha" or "seiha".
- "Seiha" is a good word, too.
- When you touch water... - What?!
- It's totally different. - It's the same.
- When you touch it, it changes. - It's amazing.
- When you start, you go to either side of the sea and... - You touch one side of the sea.
- Right. If you cross two seas faster...
- you can cross the Pacific Ocean. - Oh!
- That's how it works. - You can use any means you want.
- You can use public transportation... - Okay.
- you can drive a car or run... - Okay.
You can put your hands on your eyes.
- Huh? - You can put them on your eyes.
- I'll do it. - I'll do it.
- I'll put them on my profile. - I'll do it.
- But it's a competition, so... - It's a competition.
- I want to get along with you. - Okay.
- I want to get along with you as a team. - Okay.
- Can we split up into teams of three? - Sure.
- Can we split up? - Sure.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- I don't have permission. - What permission?!
- Let's split up into teams of three. - Let's split up.
Split. Split. Split.
- Go. - Split.
- Please watch our videos. - Wow!
- Go to park. - Go to park.
- Oh, I have an idea! - Huh?
- Let's have a project discussion... - Yeah.
- I heard "goodbye" just once. - Huh? - So... - Huh?! - It could be one against five. - Oh! - Scary! - I don't like it! - I don't like it! - Isn't it such a shame? - Then, goodbye. - This is scary! - This is scary! - What if it was 6-0? - 6-0. - We all go and... - Walk, walk... - What will happen to the opponent? - I don't like it! - Ready, go... - What... - No! - Oh, no! Oh, no! - Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- I don't like it! - I don't like it! - I don't like it! - I don't like it!
- We came back to Mikawa's team like this. - Looking back, I feel like we've all grown up as men.
- Then, let's announce our adventures and see which of us was able to cross the three seas first. - Yeah.
- Then, here is our adventure! - Pirate team!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- We came to the northern land! - Yeah!
- It was snowing like crazy earlier and we were super excited, - Yeah!
- but as soon as we went outside, it got super sunny! - The weather has changed so much here!
- The northern land is so exciting! - Also, it's super windy, but we don't have a microphone or a radio!
- Yeah! - Why does it have to be like that? - We don't need a microphone! - Stick out your tongue!
- Stick out your tongue instead of the microphone! - We are now at a place called Matsubara in Kenya.
- Yeah! - In other words, Fukui Prefecture is alive and well!
- The scenery here is so nice! - It's like we're in a castle!
- So, this sea is familiar to us because it's called "Wakasa Bay", - Yeah.
- but in other words, it's "Japan Sea"! - It's fine to call it "Japan Sea"!
- Anyway, let's wait for our team over there for a little while! - Yeah! - Okay!
- We've got a call! - Ah, we're ready!
- Hello? - Hello?!
- It's really windy, so speak in a louder voice! - What? It might be cold over here!
- What?! - Yeah!
- Wait, are we both YouTubers here?! - Yeah!
- The wind is too strong! - We're not YouTubers!
- We're men who cross two seas! - We came all the way over here!
- We did it, Tsuji! - Yeah!
- Let's go! - Yeah! Go! Go!
- No! No! - Go! Go!
- Why?! Why?! - Go! Go!
- What's coming?! What's coming?! - Go! Go!
- What?! Why?! - Wait a minute!
- It's more than expected! It's more than expected! - Okay! Hurry up!
- Let's head for the ocean! - My hands are burning!
- Salty! The Japanese sea is salty!
- So we were talking about where we were going... - But!
- Shimizu-kun found out! - That's right! I found out!
- I found out what this route is! - That's amazing!
- We're heading for Kuwana City! - Wow!
- I can see it! - Under the Wangan Kuwana Inter...
- There's a fishing ground that I don't know about! - It says "Isewan" here, but...
- It's in the Pacific Ocean! - Oh, really?
- And it took us 2 hours and 10 minutes to get there! - So close!
- Is it that fast?! - It's true! I don't really believe it, but...
- It's fast! - We'll go past the port and...
- Then we'll go from Yoro to Kuwana! - It took us 2 hours and 1 minute to cross the sea!
- That's right! - Wow!
- Before we go back, we'll buy some seafood at the service area! - If there's a pirate cosplay, I'd like to buy it!
I don't know about that!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Okay, let's look it up! - For now, let's go to the place I'll show you!
- Wow! - Wow!
- You're fast! - Are you okay?!
- It's a serious game, right?! - It's okay! It's okay!
- If you eat well, you'll speed up your car! - What?!
- Hey, hey, hey! - No, no, no!
- It's a fast-paced game, isn't it?!
- It's money! - But we're pirates, so we'll eat!
- No, no! We don't eat in the car we bought at the convenience store! - Hurry up and go!
- We can't eat in the car, can we?! - You were right about that!
- If we get here first, we'll eat quickly and speed up our car and go!
- It's not negative, it's positive! - I believe you!
- It's Kraken! - I'm glad I came to Fukuoka! - It's Kraken!
- Excuse me, can you give me some crab? - Wow, it's hard!
- This is crab! - Okay, thank you for the delicious food!
- I'm the representative of this company... - Oh, yes!
- My name is Kitagawa of Animasune Shopping Mall... - Thank you for coming today!
- Yes, thank you for coming today! - Thank you for having me!
- Since you're here today, I'd like you to do me a favor... - Huh?
- Can you let me do whatever I want? - Huh?!
- Wait, wait! - It's the best, isn't it?! - It's the best!
- You're so kind!
- Are we going to eat this now? - You're so kind!
- It's a waste of time! - What are you talking about?!
- Let's play a game! - I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry.
- I couldn't tell you earlier. - We're eating in front of you.
- Crab is a food that takes a lot of time to cook. - That's right.
- This is a loss for us. - Yes, it's a loss for us.
- It's a happy loss for us. - It's like we're having a party.
- Don't touch me like that. - I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
- I can't say anything else. - I'm happy.
- It's a happy scream. - I'm happy.
- Oh, I'm sorry, one beer, too! - Thank you.
- This is a crab from Echizen. - Wow!
- It looks delicious! - Thank you.
- This yellow tag is from Echizen in Fukui Prefecture. - That's right.
- Isn't it chicken? - Let's eat.
- Let's eat.
- It's good! - It's good!
- It's a different level. - It's so soft.
- What is this? - It's like a regular crab.
- It has a strong taste. - What is it?
- It's like a regular crab. - What is it?
- It's like a regular crab. - It's like a grilled crab.
- Don't grill the crab. - Thank you for your service and hospitality.
- It looks like that because of this project, but it's really good. - Thank you.
- I'm happy. - It was really delicious.
- It was really good. - It was really good.
- It's not just a project. - It was a big mistake.
- It was good! - It was good!
- You didn't say it was bad. - It was good, but it was bad.
- It was bad.
- How much did you make a mistake? - I made a mistake for 30 or 40 minutes.
- I hope Fukui Prefecture becomes our ally. - Fukui Prefecture is our ally!
- Fukui Prefecture is the best! - The best!
We're in Maibara right now.
We're in the middle of the port.
We're in Meishin right now.
In terms of number of cars, how many cars are left?
- Half of them are here. - Half of them are here.
- Already half of them are here. - That's true.
But there's a lot of traffic jam.
Yeah, like...
I can't really speed up any car, so I was driving slowly.
But I feel like we're almost there.
Like I said, there's a lot of crabs.
No, that's not it.
You mean like crabs and traffic jam, right?
Crabs and traffic jam...
I can't go any further than Fukui.
There's also Oishi.
- Huh? - Yeah?
It's one minute later.
One minute later?!
That was pretty fast.
It was really close.
Yeah, it was pretty fast.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Alright, go, go, go! - Thank you!
Alright!
Keep up the good work!
Alright!
- We're almost there! - There's a lot of Japanese sea crabs.
We're almost there! Go!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Damn it!
3 hours, 7 minutes, 33 seconds!
I see! It's not "just right", but "one hour", right?
"Just right", right?
Personally, if it's 3 hours, there's still a chance of winning.
There's a chance of winning.
I thought it would take 4 hours or 5 hours to guess, so I suggested it.
That's right.
Then, let's go back and compete!
Yes!
So, this record is 3 hours.
Yes, yes.
Well, it's a video of a crab.
A crab ate it for an hour like this.
We can't say much because we know the results ourselves.
If we win with this, it would be the most ideal pattern.
If we win, I want you to win with a record like 40 minutes or something like that.
If you have 2 and a half hours, you're a crab senior.
I'm only a crab senior.
There's something we want to say first.
There's one thing we've lost.
That's right.
When we were talking, we suddenly thought of something.
We thought, "Let's go by helicopter."
Because it's really fast.
We asked for permission, but the wind was so strong that we couldn't land.
Oh, I see.
Just before that, we wanted to go with this plan.
I see.
Helicopters are dangerous!
So, what happened after that?
So, let's go.
Our team is this!
Good evening.
We're the iron-eyes team.
This is a battle of Japan and the Pacific Ocean.
It started at 10 a.m., didn't it?
That's right.
But for some reason, the sky is dark.
That's because we thought of a lot of strategies, and this was the only one we had.
We came up with a lot of ideas, but there were some bad ones.
If we're going to win for real, it's going to be this.
It's made like this.
Ta-da!
Huh? I can't reach it at all. Is it this way?
Oh, this way.
This way. Oh, this way.
Ta-da!
It's covered in snow!
That's right! We're in Aomori Prefecture!
Wow, that's amazing!
The reason we're here is...
In order to win this game, we need to move fast or move at a short distance.
Since Japan is an island, I thought we'd be able to touch it right next to it.
Surprisingly, there is no such thing, and if you're on the island, there's the Seto Inland Sea, and if you go further to the left of Kyushu, there's the East China Sea.
It changes, doesn't it?
That's right.
There aren't many places where Japan and the Pacific Ocean are next to each other in Japan.
The only one is here in Aomori Prefecture.
It's at the tip of the island.
So we're in Aomori City right now, and we're leaving early tomorrow morning and arriving there at ten o'clock.
It'll take us about seven minutes to get to Japan and the Pacific Ocean.
Well, I don't know which one goes first, but we're going to touch them.
It's like that.
It's the fastest, isn't it?
Yeah, I don't think there's any more of it.
I think we have no choice but to be in the same place.
Well, that's true.
We're full of energy, but there's something I've noticed since we got here.
I really wanted to take a picture of it at the airport.
For some reason, it's on surveillance now.
I wonder why.
Huh? Where's the camera?
I didn't bring it.
Oh, yeah.
I don't have it either.
Huh?
What are you talking about?
But we did it at Aomori Airport.
Yeah.
Who brought it?
I brought it.
Who brought it?
Me too.
Yeah, me too.
I didn't even touch it.
I don't know yet.
What are you talking about?
It's a journey, though.
Who has it?
Oh, I see.
He's coming with me.
Poon-san has it.
I wonder if Poon-san has it.
Poon-san, do you have a camera?
I'll contact you.
What did you say?
I brought my SD card, too.
I didn't see it, but I had it.
Who has it?
You have an SD card, don't you?
What do you have?
I had an SD card.
Well, we bought a camera in a hurry.
We put up a sign in a big store that we don't think is a commercial store, so please come and see it.
It's Aomori Main Store, so please come and see it.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Yes.
Wow.
Thank you for the meal.
It's amazing!
It's so good that I'm surprised.
It's amazing!
It's enough for me.
You can eat it with a bucket.
Let's cheer up and win.
Let's make it the best battle.
Let's make good memories of Aomori.
I'll do my best tomorrow.
The next day...
I'm back!
I'm back! I'm sad!
I'm really back here!
I'm here in Aomori.
I'm on the waterside of Japan Sea.
On the western coast,
This is the place I'm going to go fishing.
It's too cold.
I can hardly move my face.
I recently even changed my phone, and I have no arms.
Immediately, there's an ocean.
I'll touch it, and I'll step into the car and go there.
It's an easy battle.
Will I get off safely?
Hello?
It's me! Talk louder!
What? Are you in a cold place?
Yeah!
I don't know!
It looks so cold!
Yeah!
We'll start at 55 minutes, okay?
It looks cold!
The wind is too strong!
Um... Huh?
My phone! My phone!
I'm dead! I'm dead!
Accident!
Accident?
It was such a bad accident!
My phone was on the asphalt and it was like this!
You guys were cold too, weren't you?
You got fooled, didn't you?
You guys got fooled!
Yeah, I thought you went to Akiyoshi.
Yeah!
Shall we continue?
Let's go eat!
We'll start soon, okay?
Yes!
Yumemura-san, please hold the stopwatch.
Yes!
I don't want to touch it!
Yes!
Which one is okay?
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Here we go!
Yes! It's about to start, right?
Yes!
It's cold!
Huh? What are you talking about?
If you get your clothes wet, you'll die of cold afterwards!
Oh, that's what you mean!
But...
If you get your clothes wet, you'll die of cold afterwards!
Scary!
Be careful, okay?
Don't touch anything, okay?
Here we go, okay?
Okay.
It's time!
Ready...
Start!
It's going down!
Hurry up!
You can do it!
I'm going to cross the Japan Sea!
Okay!
It's cold!
It's okay, right?!
It's still cold!
I'm going to die!
In two minutes...
I was able to cross the Japan Sea!
As I walk through this scenery...
I'm aiming for the Pacific Ocean from the Japan Sea!
It's coming!
You can do it, 10 minutes!
Hurry up!
This is the Pacific Ocean!
Hurry up!
I can't see anything!
The snow!
I don't know where the ground is!
Go, go, go!
It's here!
It looks like it's going to melt!
It's here!
Go!
Touch it!
AHHHHHH!
What!?
I'm going out again tomorrow morning!
11 minutes and 1 second!
That's fast!
Thanks to Aomori Prefecture,
it came out in an instant!
Let's go back!
Let's take a picture!
It's melting!
I'm serious! I'm serious about this!
- That's all for today! - Wow!
- 11 minutes and 1 second! - Wow!
Speaking of "Aimai Damai" and "Aetana", I think you've seen it before.
It's the site for the 2nd Cancun Marine Information Department.
It's the Tsugaru Strait, between Hokkaido and Aomori.
But internationally, it's the Japan Strait.
Our goal is over there, and Misaki's left is the Japan Strait and her right is the Pacific Ocean.
- So you can't use the Japan Strait and Pacific Ocean there. - No way!
I'm just kidding. You can't use it like that.
I thought you could only do it like this, but you went all the way to the Pacific Ocean.
- Wow! - It's only 3 hours from Aomori to here.
- Hahaha! - That's so far!
- I knew about this place. - Yeah.
- I thought it was over. - I was eating crab and I thought it was over.
- I was eating crab and I thought it was over.
- Wow, this is... - Thank you.
- It's a great speed up. - Alright!
Aimai Damai
- So, this time, Tetsuya is going to go to the Pacific Ocean twice. - Yes.
- But there are a lot of oceans in this world. - Yeah.
- So, next winter, you'll have to go through traffic jams and get sunburned. - Hahaha!
- That's so far! - Hahaha!
- So, if we remember this next year, we might do this again. - Yes.
- So, everyone, go to Fukui and eat delicious seafood! - And Aomori's #1!
- Goodbye! - Hmm!
- Bye! - Hmm!
- Aomori Prefecture's "Aimai Damai"!
Aimai Damai